Social Justice Slytherins against Cheeto Voldemort

  • $25.00


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Started as a custom and remains in the shop! Inspired by the Potterverse!

Direct from the midnight cinema B Movie archive comes a fresh tale of a stale snack.  CHEETO VOLDEMORT!  His orange tinted crumb riddled corpus seeks to dominate!  First the NATION! THEN THE WOOORLD!

Only one thing can stop this tangerine tinted terror!  THE SASSY SNEAKY SASHAY OF THE QUEERS WITH CACHÉ!  That's right!  Only the intrigues of the Queer Social Justice Slytherins can stop the world domination of the putrescent pumpkin politician!

Check your makeup, girls.  It's time to dance.

This t-shirt makes for a great staple! It has a classic fit (not form-fitting) with a mid-weight to light cotton fabric. Reads 'Queer Social Justice Slytherins Against Cheeto Voldemort.'

  • 100% cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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